Found on Monday 2016-07-29 12:39 on the door step - very neatly outside the door mat.
Photo © Tiina Hölli 2016
Here is an example from real real life situations. This pile of crap was at the door. The shit had been dropped sitting very very neatly on the corner of the mat and dropping all precisely outside the door mat. Take the shit test below and you will be able to identify which Finnish wild animal dropped this at the door on 29.07.2016.
"Miltä näyttää karhun läjä?"
Testaa tunnistatko nämä kymmenen Suomen metsäluonnon eläintä, joiden jätöksiin törmää useammin kuin eläimiä näkee tai kuulee, miten ne ääntelevät.
2 pistettä = Tunnistus ulosteen tai äänen perusteella.
1 piste = Tunnistus ulosteen ja äänen perusteella.
0 pistettä = Väärä vastaus.
You can test the test also in English
( if it makes it easier for you ).
Can you spot bear shit in the woods?
Do you know Finnish wildlife? Test your forest sense. What do bear droppings look like? What does the fox say? Test your knowledge of Finnish forest animals! Can you identify Finnish animals by their sounds or droppings? Animal pictures may be recognisable – but how about their sounds or scat? Take this quiz. You may not be likely to encounter a bear, lynx or wolverine in the forest, but their scat is seen much more often. And few have heard the call of a fox. Can you identify these 10 denizens of Finland’s wilds? An expert can recognise them by sound or scat, but you can also use both to name them. You'll earn two points if you identify an animal by either its call or its faeces, one point if you use both clues, and none for wrong answers.
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There were so many synonyms for crap in this little quiz intro.
I am highly impressed.
Compilation from Yle News published in A I R B O R N E 25.11.2015
Edited with real story and published by © Tiina Hölli 2016 05.08.2016 22:30
Being Nothing -
[ Conceptual ]
T i i n a H ö l l i
... says she
doesn't give a shit,
[ paskat nakkaa ]
but still thinks amazingly much about
and Being ...
... has some Knowledge
and / or vice versa.
[ Loves Immaterial ]
F . A . Q . : W T F
Tiina Hölli : - Lila -
Read Robert M. Pirsig
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If you want to hire me to do a job, that has been categorized " impossible " by all other people, please go to my Visitor's Book and leave me a brief abstract of your concern.
I'll see if you interest me.
Special skills and abilities:
I am a very discreet Diplomat.
You must understand, that nowadays it is quite hard to get me in speed with indifferent issues
[ = I don't give a shit ].
About my diary projects
and conceptual works :
It is about Being present.
I do immaterial acts and diary projects in a short, definite period of time, quickly. Several multiyear projects, also in large scale.
It's about Being here now.
I am present,
then I'm gone,
likewise my achievements.
it will vanish too.
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